Here in New York, police arrested eight illegal aliens on charges of attempted murder, drugs, theft, trespassing and child endangerment, and while that sounds like the usual big city mayhem or a typical flight on Spirit Air, what happened after shows you why you get a whole lot of crime when you take away the punishment. Cops on a gun …
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Over the weekend, NBC News, which stands for Nothing But Crap, published a story titled, “They came for Florida’s sun and sand. They got soaring costs and a culture war.” And it’s a masterpiece of cherry-picking — or orange-picking, since it is Florida — which means it’s time for: GUTFELD! SONG: Reporters are coming around, and Dem narratives is what …
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Happy Monday everybody. Oh, stop it! OK. A United flight out of Germany bound for San Francisco was forced to turn around after feces flowed into the cabin, which was unfair to the feces. It had bought a ticket to see its family in San Francisco (it came from Germany). The White House warned that sticky fingered reporters are stealing …
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So here in New York City, the subway system is running a special lottery, but unlike my used underwear raffle, it’s a lottery that no one wants to win. Because with random attacks on the trains rising faster than Truth Social’s stock price, your chances of getting through the subway system without encountering a raving lunatic are about the same …
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Happy Tuesday, everybody. Oh, you look scrumptious. I could eat every one of you, and I just might. All right. The ladies of “The View” have now expressed regret over their treatment of Kate Middleton, saying they, “fell down a rabbit hole.” Which raises a key question: how the hell did they fit? The LA and Miami homes of rapper …
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Happy Monday, everybody. All right, let’s get started. Barack Obama met with Joe Biden and allegedly told him Donald Trump would win if Biden didn’t make changes. Biden replied, thank you, son, just park the car over there. Because, you know, he doesn’t know where he is. Speaking of the president, he has now presided over a record-breaking 11 embassy …
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Is it time to break Google’s hold, so the truth could be told? When you use the world’s most popular search engine, you probably assume you’re getting unbiased answers. That’s what made “Google it” a popular phrase, just like, “Just do it,” “think different.” And, “Mr. Gutfeld, these wrist restraints are chafing.” But it turns out when DEI takes over …
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All right, let’s get started. During a recent campaign event, Joe Biden told Latinos, “I need you badly.” Then his aides told him, no, those aren’t the landscapers… Because he’s racist. A woman said she was terrified when she noticed a snake in her car while she was driving, and the snake was terrified when he noticed a woman was …
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Happy Tuesday, everyone. So environmental activists are pushing to make it legal to turn human cadavers into compost. After all, it’s OK to turn them into presidents. Terrible joke! In a recent post on X, Keith Olbermann expressed hope that Donald Trump gets assassinated. Although if Trump wants his career killed, he should hire Olbermann’s agent. Where is he? Lawyers …
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