On Tuesday, Judge Merchan held Donald Trump in contempt of court and fined him $9,000 for violating a gag order. Trump should have reached into his wallet, grabbed the $9,000 in cash and thrown it at the judge and said: “Here, go bang Stormy Daniels eight times.” It’s funny: A city that can’t keep violent felons in jail wants to …
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GREG GUTFELD: Biden has finally begun making some public appearances to disprove the notion that he's dead
So, after being criticized for avoiding the media, Joe Biden has finally begun making some public appearances to disprove the notion that he’s dead. And who did he start with? Howard Stern. That’s right. “The King of All Media” interviewed the “Petrified of All Media.” It was a weird appearance for Fart Man, and Howard Stern didn’t look that great …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Our campuses are occupied and our streets are being overrun with 'wild-eyed Jew haters'
Let’s do a monologue. So, America, whatever happened to white supremacy? Remember when the Biden White House said the number one domestic threat facing the nation was “racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists who advocate for the superiority of the white race”? Ah, the good old days. It turned out the number one threat to us and Biden’s presidency is …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Dems hate Trump so much that they're willing to destroy the legal system
According to legal expert Jonathan Turley, Trump’s on trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to payments to porn star Stormy Daniels. Turley added that it’s a misdemeanor and the statute of limitations ran out. Somehow, none of that matters in New York City, where guys who randomly punch kids are given a pat on the back and a key …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: We've never seemed weaker, and the bad guys can see it
All right, to the news. Like I said, over the weekend, Iran launched an all-out attack on Israel, shooting as many as 300 drones and rockets at the Jewish state. And I don’t mean Florida. The result? One injury. One. By that metric, it was far more dangerous to be on the New York subway this weekend than strolling around …
Read More »GUTFELD: Longtime NPR editor gets frustrated with institutional bias at public radio mainstay
A veteran reporter at National Public Radio went public this week, revealing that the place is staffed entirely by registered Democrats. I bet he got so frustrated with what he saw. URI BERLINER: I got so frustrated with what I saw was the lack of different perspectives in our coverage. What I found was 87 registered Democrats on our editorial …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: The left is great at ignoring reality and its victims
As the number of dead mounted, the FBI undercounted. According to the Washington Examiner, the latest FBI crime report is “unreliable at best and deceptive at worst”… But they claim crime in America actually went down last year. Do you buy that? You shouldn’t, because it’s a lie. The only thing that went down is the Democrat who bribed the …
Read More »GUTFELD: It's now considered a daring move to only let students whose sex is female play in women's sports
Next year’s plans don’t include the trans. The National Association of Intercollegiate Athletics, made up of 241 small colleges, has banned transgender athletes from competing in women’s sports, which is great. College sports shouldn’t be about men pretending to be women — it should be about athletes pretending to be students. So the NAIA decided that starting next school year, …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Most of us have eclipse sickness year-round, except we call it Joe Biden's America
Happy Monday, everybody. So as you’ve probably already heard earlier today, the big solar eclipse took place. It hit Washington D.C. at 3:30, interrupting Joe Biden’s dinner. Nancy Pelosi also watched the eclipse, but she had no choice. She hasn’t been able to close your eyes since 2004. During the eclipse, it was so dark in Manhattan that New Yorkers …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: 'Diversity, equity & inclusion' has done it again
Diversity, equity and inclusion — never in the field of human endeavor have so few words done so much harm to so many. It’s almost as bad as “Brian Kilmeade’s here,” but DEI has done it again. Now, the Seattle Public School system is phasing out its highly capable cohort schools designed for gifted students who could skip the lessons …
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