Happy Monday, everybody. So as you’ve probably already heard earlier today, the big solar eclipse took place. It hit Washington D.C. at 3:30, interrupting Joe Biden’s dinner. Nancy Pelosi also watched the eclipse, but she had no choice. She hasn’t been able to close your eyes since 2004. During the eclipse, it was so dark in Manhattan that New Yorkers …
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GREG GUTFELD: 'Diversity, equity & inclusion' has done it again
Diversity, equity and inclusion — never in the field of human endeavor have so few words done so much harm to so many. It’s almost as bad as “Brian Kilmeade’s here,” but DEI has done it again. Now, the Seattle Public School system is phasing out its highly capable cohort schools designed for gifted students who could skip the lessons …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Carl Heastie is holding us 'captive' to progressive delusions about crime and no punishment
Here in New York, police arrested eight illegal aliens on charges of attempted murder, drugs, theft, trespassing and child endangerment, and while that sounds like the usual big city mayhem or a typical flight on Spirit Air, what happened after shows you why you get a whole lot of crime when you take away the punishment. Cops on a gun …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Florida's the Sunshine State, not the Pitch-Black Dark State
Over the weekend, NBC News, which stands for Nothing But Crap, published a story titled, “They came for Florida’s sun and sand. They got soaring costs and a culture war.” And it’s a masterpiece of cherry-picking — or orange-picking, since it is Florida — which means it’s time for: GUTFELD! SONG: Reporters are coming around, and Dem narratives is what …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: If you tried social protests in a place ruled by Hamas, you'd look at October 7th differently
Happy Monday everybody. Oh, stop it! OK. A United flight out of Germany bound for San Francisco was forced to turn around after feces flowed into the cabin, which was unfair to the feces. It had bought a ticket to see its family in San Francisco (it came from Germany). The White House warned that sticky fingered reporters are stealing …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Dems think criminals matter more than you
So here in New York City, the subway system is running a special lottery, but unlike my used underwear raffle, it’s a lottery that no one wants to win. Because with random attacks on the trains rising faster than Truth Social’s stock price, your chances of getting through the subway system without encountering a raving lunatic are about the same …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: We're allowing strangers to pump a powerful toxic drug right into kids' vulnerable brains
Happy Tuesday, everybody. Oh, you look scrumptious. I could eat every one of you, and I just might. All right. The ladies of “The View” have now expressed regret over their treatment of Kate Middleton, saying they, “fell down a rabbit hole.” Which raises a key question: how the hell did they fit? The LA and Miami homes of rapper …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Angry, hyper-liberal women in the Bay Area are scaring off what would be their best partners
Happy Monday, everybody. All right, let’s get started. Barack Obama met with Joe Biden and allegedly told him Donald Trump would win if Biden didn’t make changes. Biden replied, thank you, son, just park the car over there. Because, you know, he doesn’t know where he is. Speaking of the president, he has now presided over a record-breaking 11 embassy …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Google searches buried anything that ran counter to their point of view, regardless of truth
Is it time to break Google’s hold, so the truth could be told? When you use the world’s most popular search engine, you probably assume you’re getting unbiased answers. That’s what made “Google it” a popular phrase, just like, “Just do it,” “think different.” And, “Mr. Gutfeld, these wrist restraints are chafing.” But it turns out when DEI takes over …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: The boundary between law and order is broken
All right, let’s get started. During a recent campaign event, Joe Biden told Latinos, “I need you badly.” Then his aides told him, no, those aren’t the landscapers… Because he’s racist. A woman said she was terrified when she noticed a snake in her car while she was driving, and the snake was terrified when he noticed a woman was …
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