So today, the defense rested in the Trump hush money trial, meaning he won’t take the stand. Probably because he doesn’t need to. Yesterday, Alvin Bragg’s star witness, Michael Cohen, received a “Cohenoscopy.” Trump’s attorney stuck a scope of truth up Cohen’s a** and exposed a giant polyp of lies. Cohen is Bragg’s key witness, the man depends on even …
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Bill Maher swipes Biden's speech to Black graduates: 'We're not living in that world that he's talking about'
“Real Time” host Bill Maher knocked President Biden over the commencement address he gave to Black graduates at Morehouse College, suggesting his comments about racism in America are outdated. Speaking at the historically Black college on Sunday, Biden said students there have to “be 10 times better than anybody else just to get a fair shot” and that Republicans are …
Read More »Bill Maher, Gutfeld clash over Trump on Fox News: 'We agree on some things' but not 'the most important thing'
“Gutfeld!” host Greg Gutfeld and “Real Time” host Bill Maher had a combative exchange about former President Trump, specifically over whether the presumptive Republican nominee would concede the upcoming election if he lost. Maher agreed with the thesis of Gutfeld’s opening monologue Monday about the importance of conversations with those across the aisle and pointed out that while he and …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Bill Maher is right, judging the past against the present is pointless and lazy
BILL MAHER DEFENDS HARRISON BUTKER AMID SPEECH UPROAR: ‘I DON’T SEE WHAT THE BIG CRIME IS’ Let’s do a monologue. That was fun. So let’s talk about Bill Maher. He’s the only – giving away the surprise. He’s the only other talk show host besides me that hasn’t worn blackface. But the night is young. Ha ha ha! It is …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Don't expect a 'fair fight' in Trump-Biden debates, it's 'not part of the Democrat playbook'
Unlike Joe, it appears the debates are alive. Yes, Biden and Trump are actually planning to stand on the same stage again and debate each other. Joe told us about it in a 13-second video that had more cuts than the wrists of a depressed goth. PRESIDENT BIDEN: Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020… Since then, he …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: There's no shortage of parasites out there living off the brains of others
As you probably heard, RFK Jr., claims that a worm once ate part of his brain. Lucky for him, he recovered. And lucky for the brain eating worm that he didn’t pick Joe instead, or he would have starved to death. But this whole worm in your brain thing got me thinking that there’s no shortage of parasites out there …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Bumble's 'white flag' shows women ‘found it too hard’ to make the first move in online dating
The birds and the bees bring Bumble to its knees. I refer to the Bumble dating app, which launched a decade ago, described as the feminist version of Tinder — but maybe it should have been called Hinder, because that’s what these feminists did to women trying to meet men. Bumble’s big innovation was that only female users could make …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: The legacy media is less trusted than week-old tuna salad
Yesterday, Politico ran a piece mourning the death of swagger in journalism. The writer Jack Shafer laments that “wounded and limping, doubting its own future, American journalism seems to be losing a quality that carried it through a century and a half of trials: its swagger.” Hmm, “wounded and limping.” Sounds like they’re describing one of Kristi Noem’s dogs. It …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: Team Biden is lying to the American people to imprison its chief rival
Trump notches a win as libs sit and spin. A federal judge has postponed Trump’s classified records trial indefinitely. It was supposed to start later this month, but like my vacation plans with Kristi Noem, that ain’t happening. You remember that case: the sham trial stemming from the classified records investigation cooked up by Jack Smith. The trial should have …
Read More »GREG GUTFELD: The adults finally showed up at college campuses
Columbia University canceled graduation ceremonies thanks to the anti-Israel encampments that keep popping up like post-spring break UTIs. Now, protesters won’t get to throw their keffiyeh’s in the air and make the whole campus look like a Pizza Hut tablecloth. This after students demanded the school cancel finals and hand out passing grades so they wouldn’t be traumatized by the …
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